Omegle Fun Part III

You’re now talking with a random stranger. Say Hi!

You: Hello, my name is Professor Gary Oak.

You: Welcome to the world of POKEMON!

Stranger: How do you do?

You: Are you a BOY or a GIRL?

Stranger: BOY.

You: What is your name?

Stranger: Harrison.

You: HARRISON, your adventure into the world of POKEMON is about to begin!

Stranger: I'm picking Charmander.

You: Here is my nephew, what was his name...

Stranger: Or can I have Torchic?

You: RIVAL's name?

Stranger: His name is Douche.

You: Oh, that's right, I remember now.

Stranger: Douche Oak.

You: His name is DOUCHE.

You: DOUCHE, HARRISON, I have a special task for the both of you.

You: You can both become POKEMON MASTERS, in the wide world of POKEMON

You: but first you need to pick a starting POKEMON

You: this POKEMON will be with you forever, so choose wisely!

Stranger: I pick Charmander.

You: CHARMANDER: The fire POKEMON.

You: Good choice, HARRISON.

Stranger: I'm naming him Aznable.

You: Wait! Before you go, I have to give you both your POKEDEXES.

You: Oh god, where are the POKEDEXES?

You: FUCK.

You: FUUUUUCK.

Stranger: Don't I have to deliver the parcel first and kick DOUCHE's ass a bunch?

You: I LEFT THEM RIGHT FUCKING HERE

You: GIVE ME A FUCKING SECOND HARRISON

You: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I'M AN OLD MAN

You have disconnected.