You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: who wants to see my cock on webcam
You: Me!
Stranger: m or f
You: What's your skype?
You: ffffffff
Stranger: how old are u
You: 14 f Chicago
Stranger: nice
Stranger: do u havmsn
Stranger: do u hav msn
You: I don't
Stranger: ok hold on'
You: wat?
Stranger: k go on mebeam.com
Stranger: and typ in asdf
You: ok
You: ok
You: it not work
You: wait
You: kk i'm on
You: :)
Stranger: u dont hav a webcam
You: SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUUUUNNNNNDEEERRRR
You: WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE
You: BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN
You: IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL
You: THE IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME
You: HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY
You: AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS CROOKED BROW
You: AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE
Stranger: wat
Stranger: wat
You: WHITE WHALE
You: HOLY GRAIL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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