Omegle Part II: Epick Win

Omegle conversation log

2010-02-13

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey.

You: I am so tired.

Stranger: hi

Stranger: y?

You: Entertain me.

You: I am tired due to all the sex I had.

You: With my wife.

You: Sharon.

Stranger: um

You: Sharon McGurdy.

You: We live in Minnesota.

Stranger: well

You: Scottsdale Minnesota.

Stranger: how old r u?

You: I am thirty-two.

You: A ripe old age for a ripening Scottsman.

Stranger: omg

Stranger: we r same age as my daddy

Stranger: haha

Stranger: OMG

Stranger: not 2 old

You: No, not too old.

Stranger: ya

Stranger: im only 13 years old

Stranger: i no

You: Are you a female?

Stranger: and im from united sates

Stranger: ya

Stranger: im a f

You: Where in the United States?

Stranger: chicago

Stranger: y u want to no that

You: Mmm, Illinois... land of milk and butter.

You: I have a cousin there, Eric.

You: Eric Junderson.

You: He lives in Dallyvalle, outside of Pinkerton.

Stranger: oh rly?

Stranger: good ..

You: Yeah, we talked by phone just this morn.

Stranger: im just bored

Stranger: i have nothing to do

You: So am I, my nephew told me about this site.

Stranger: my partens are sleeping rite now

You: His name is Jared.

Stranger: oh

Stranger: good

You: He carries the same strong Scottsman blood as I.

Stranger: rite

Stranger: i have a question

Stranger: like..

Stranger: where is ur wife?

You: In her bed, sleeping. Like a good wife.

You: But often my mind strays... to other, more socially unaccpetable thoughts.

You: I assume you are a good christian, correct?

You: A good christian should not think in a sinful way.

Stranger: rite

Stranger: i am not

You: You have not accepted Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior?

You: To guide your sould until the fires of Hell consume the land?

Stranger: well

You: To raise and nurture your four biblical children?

You: Jared, Ishmael, Abraham, and Susan?

You: In Scottsdale, this is the norm.

Stranger: oh

Stranger: im kind of confused

Stranger: rite

Stranger: do u think ur old?

You: I think I am in the prime of my Minnesotan years.

Stranger: oj

Stranger: *ok

You: Soon, I shall raise a farm, on my family's land, after Father passes.

Stranger: umm

You: Then I can teach Jared and Abraham how to ride a horse.

Stranger: can we talk about another this..

Stranger: *thing

Stranger: that's kind of bored

You: Sure, whaT?

Stranger: ummm

Stranger: anything

Stranger: like the fun thing for me

Stranger: think about it

Stranger: like fun thing for a girl like my age

Stranger: 13 years old

Stranger: hello!!

You: ...?

Stranger: r u here?

You: I am here.

You: I do not know to what you are referring.

You: Give me another clue.

Stranger: oops

Stranger: i have 2 go

Stranger: bye!

You: Goodbye, Susan.

You have disconnected.